derek

You know me. At least you know my type. Straight white male, has an AMC A-List subscription and is a Music Box member. Wears dad hats unironically. Loves Tarantino. Gets into drunk arguments about movies. Inflated sense of self-importance.

If you didn’t know, now you do.

thought I was faking my nerd status? I’ve got proof.

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You know me. I’m the girl in the photo with a bum uterus. Mother of two (dog and cat). Rubber duck fanatic (758 ducks and counting). Professional clown. I love sitting!

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